I can’t believe Jon Stewart is airing repeats this week. If I were him, I’d reschedule vacation. It’s just too good.Oh, the places Stewart would go. Senator Brokeback. My Privates, Idaho. The sound byte from Craig, “I am Not Gay…” then Idahomophobia for an over-the-shoulder graphic. Senator Craig from Boise, “boy” being the operative syllable, "Wide-Stance" putting the “boy” in Boise. Damn.
And Gonzo cut-and-running on Monday. Oh, well.
Maybe even a brilliant comedian can't make this any funnier, any stranger.
“We are all Nintendo warriors today. Remember that game, that electronic game, a few years ago, push buttons zim, zam, boom and it was all over with? That is not the way you fight war, although we as a society have grown to believe that.” — Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) during debate on an amendment to a bill providing for defense authorization.